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Pizza Rolls

A rant on pizza rolls!

Alright. First off, let me say pizza rolls is my favorite fucking food group. They delicious n shit. But something fucking irks me but these fuckers. What dumb shit … [Read More...]

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Easter Eggs

It just occurred to me that bunnies are mammals and therefore most certainly do not lay eggs. So where the FUCK is the Easter bunny getting those eggs from?! Is he stealing them from nests of other animals? Maybe birds? That pretty fucked up. Then again, if he … [Read More...]

Buying clothes.

I'm just going to keep this simple. Whenever any of the family needs new clothes my mum is usually happy to go shopping.My dad refuses to come clothes shopping. We always tell him if we're going clothes shopping but he always something better to do. He has … [Read More...]

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